1) Your hair is messed up and you have at least two plaid western shirts from Urban Outfitters.
2) You secretly desire to look just like the dude from Hillsong United.
3) You've ever scheduled a big outreach event, just so you could get free food.
4) Every time you want to "go deeper", the first thing you do is read a book by Mark Driscoll.
5) You can always come up with 3 legit reasons to do it later. (and it doesn't matter what "it" is)
6) Your car catches on fire and the first thing that comes to your mind is "this would be an incredible illustration".
7) You got married so that you could have one more steady youth worker.